My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Randomize
