My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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