Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
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