On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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