you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
