you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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