We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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