well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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