Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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