Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize