wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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