The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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