singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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