just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
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