I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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