My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
His nipple licking is glorious
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