hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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