he shaved USA in his pubs
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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