she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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