How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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