We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Randomize
