There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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