I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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