Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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