I'll bet she douches with gravy.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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