and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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