woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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