I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Your penis caused this!
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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