jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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