I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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