had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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