I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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