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I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series

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(410): View more from Maryland

These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.

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(301): View more from Maryland

just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.

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(386): View more from Florida

well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.

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(904): View more from Florida

Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.

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(415): View more from California

You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.

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(845): View more from New York

I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.

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