i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
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