NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I think weed is turning my hair brown
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
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