I'm drive I can fine osifer
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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