Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
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