I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
if only i could text you this smell
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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