Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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