Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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