it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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