we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
My bed is full of blood and feathers
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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