hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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