i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
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