..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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