We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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