we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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