You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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