i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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