were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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