WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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