I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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