They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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