People in love make me want to vomit
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize