She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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