is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
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