then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
Randomize
