I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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